Bidet

Ok, my husband has been on this kick the last little while. He has been researching bidets. If you don't know what a bidet is, I'll explain. It is a toilet popular in Asian countries. Basically, it cleans you with water after you go to the bathroom. So last week, we decided to buy one. It came in the mail the other day. Luckily, it was really easy to install. So I actually installed it, and was very proud of myself. Anyway, so after installing it, we had to try it out right away. So I hit the first button on the remote (oh yeah, it has a remote- did I mention that yet?) called the Posterior Wash. The water at first was really cold, and it was a bit of a shock. But anyway, the water is heated, but at first it is a little chilly. Chilly water in the nether region is really scary at first. Anyway, it has an Enema button, and even a female cleaning button. At first, we both felt a little violated, but that feeling went away to leave us with a clean, happy feeling!
Thanks!